[This was written while in prison on May 21.]
Today is my 47th birthday.
I asked if the COs will hand deliver a birthday cake to my room and sing a cute birthday jingle while wearing party favors.
Or maybe "Barbie" will jump out of a cake in the visiting room. "Barbie" is the inmate assigned moniker for what is generally considered to be the most attractive, and nicest, female CO. (Although, in a prison with 700 males inmates, even Rosanne Barr would be in the running for the nickname.)
No such luck.
However, if everyone who reads this will send me a birthday card, maybe we could swamp the mail room. :)
[UPDATE: Well, I wondered how come I never received any of those cards.... it was because my wife never posted this while I was in prison!! It doesn't really matter now but since I wrote it, I figured I would post it anyway.]
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